Funny Friday - May 6

#1
Much like me when I was a kid, Luke spends as much time sorting his toys as he does playing with them.
Luke: Josie, don't mess up my food rainbow.
Me: Toys are meant to be played with, so let her play.
Luke: She can play, she just can't mix up my piles.
Me: Of course she's going to mix them up - she's a baby.
Josie: Hey! I'm not a baby, I'm a big girl!
Me: Fine, she's a toddler and toddlers mix things up.
Luke: Actually, she's a juvenile.
Me: Anybody else want to correct me?

#2
Josie was showing her plush stingray to our friend Amanda
Amanda: Is that a boy or a girl?
Josie: No. It's a stingray.

#3
I may or may not have gotten an apple watch. Treat yoself, am I right?
Josie: What's that?
Me: It's my new watch. You went with me to buy it last night, remember?
Josie: Yeah! Where's your black watch?
Me: I took it off so I can wear this one.
Josie: pause I watch a tv show on it?

#4
Luke: Put that on your Facebook page and lick it.
a) I don't know what this means, b) he said this in the meter of "put that in your pipe and smoke it," and c) I have no idea where he heard that phrase

Funny Friday - Apr 29

#1
Josie: Mommy, brush my hair! It's crazy.

#2
Me: Luke, stop playing with your wee-wee.
Luke: But it's my favorite thing to do in the whole world!

#3
Josie: What's that?
Me: Tweezers. I start to pluck my eyebrows
Josie: No! No hurt you, no hurt you!

#4
Luke tells a joke to a total stranger at the store
Luke: That's my joke. I'll warn you - I'm hilarious.

#5
Josie lands at the bottom of the big slide at the playground
Thank you! Do you like my trick?

#6
trying to pull her shirt over her head
Luke: Ow! It's stuck on my brain.

#7
Me: Are you done going potty?
Josie: I made a big poopy. And a small poppy. And another small poopy. And another small poopy.

Funny Friday - Apr 22

#1
Luke: What percent tired are you?
Me: 95 percent.
Luke: I'm google percent tired. I'm more tired than you.

#2
The kids each have a sign on their doors with their name on it.
Me: What does this one say?
Josie: Wukey!
Me: What about this one?
Josie: Me! Me!

#3
Josie: What's that?
Me: Dollar bills. It's my money.
Josie: Nanny's money?
Me: No. Money?
Josie: Nanny's.
Me: Money?
Josie: Nanny's!

#4
after having dinner with Nana
Me: Say "bye" to Nana.
Luke: I don't want to, I want to stay here.
Steven: Only if Nana says it's OK.
Luke: Please, Nana.
Steven: You really don't have to if you're tired.
Nana: No! What kind of Nana would that make me?
Luke: A lonely one, with only a cat to keep you company. You don't want to be that kind of Nana, do you?

#5
trying to get checked in at our Disney hotel
Parking attendant: Ma'm if you could please pull forward to the end of the curb.
Me: I will, thank you. I move the van
Josie: There, much better.

#6
I'm trimming Luke's toenails, which he hates.
Me: OK Luke, all done.
Josie: My turn, my turn! she hops in my lap before I have a chance to argue
Me: What do you need trimmed, fingers or toes?
Josie: Fingtoes.
Me: That's not a word. Fingers or toes?
Josie: Toes! I cut her toenails Now fingers!
Me: Aren't you bossy?
Josie: Yep.

Funny Friday - Oct 16

Wow, it's been a while. I have quite a backlog for you so let's get right to it, shall we?

Also, Josie is finally talking more so she's in on the action, too!

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#1
Josie: Hi!
Luke: She said "hi" in human! I'm gonna hug her!

#2
Luke: I have some bad news. I ripped one of the pages in my space book.
Steven: It's OK, we can tape it.
Luke: Make sure you use duct tape or packing tape, but no measuring tape.

#3
Luke: How do boo-boos heal instantly?
Steven: They don't. It takes a little while to heal.
Luke: What's the life cycle on that healing?

#4
Mommy, I accidentally got some pee on the floor with this old wee-wee of mine.

#5
I think my tickle bone turned into a lazy bone. I'm just lazy, lazy, lazy. I want to stay in bed forever.

#6
Steven: Mommy, do you want to come play Mario with me and Luke?
Me: Negative. I'll watch, but I don't want to play.
Steven: Aw, come on. We're going to play as a family.
Luke: Daddy, you need to remember the difference between negative and positive. Mommy said negative, and that means no.

#7
I'm eating Indian take-out while the rest of the family eats something else
Luke: What is your dinner?
Me: This is curried spinach and this is rice. You mix them together.
Luke: So it's not disgusting, like Daddy said?
Me: No, it's yummy. Do you want to try some?
Luke: I know it's not, but it looks like... poo.

#8
Luke: I'm tired. Will you put me to bed?
Me: Would you like me to carry you?
Luke: Yes.
Me: OK. I'll make a deal with you. I'm tired, too, so I'll carry you up the first half of the stairs, then I'll put you down and you can carry me.
Luke: I only have enough energy to do nothing. Nothing but laying here.

#9
Me: What does a cat say?
Josie: silence
Me: Josie, what does a cat say?
Josie: silence
Me: Can you say "meow?"
Josie: Yes.
Me: Will you say "meow?"
Josie: Nope.

#10
Me: I love you.
Luke: I love you more.
Me: I love you the most.
Luke: I love you from my underpants.
Me: stunned silence

#11
Josie: Milk! Milk!
Me: Can you say "please, Mommy?"
Josie: Nope.
Steven: Can you say "please, Daddy?"
Josie: Peese, Daddy!
Me: Can you say "please, Mommy?"
Josie: Peese, Daddy!
Me: Can you say "please, Nana?"
Josie: Peese, Daddy!
Me: What about Mommy?
Josie: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!

#12
driving past a neighborhood with a "no outlet" sign
That sign says "no outlet." Does that mean they don't have any power?

#13
Steven: Time to wake up! It's your first day of college!
Luke: Daddy, I'm still on track out from kindergarten.
Steven: OK, I'm just kidding. It's your first day of pharmacy school!
Luke: Seriously? I don't wanna be a pharmacist.
Me: Do you know what a pharmacist does?
Luke: It's a person that measures medicine.
Steven: OK then.

Funny Friday - May 1

#1
Luke: I realize it's morning but I'm still a little bit tired.
Me: You can go back to bed if you want.
Luke: Well, I have to see who it was running quietly down the hall. It can't be Pop-Tart. All she does is lay around all morning and all evening and all afternoon. It might be Yo-Yo.

#2
Luke: Let me smell your finger.
Me: My finger?
Luke: Yes, your finger has a beautiful smell coming out of it. sniffs It smells like iron because humans are made of iron. sniffs Mine smells like coal because humans are made of carbon.

#3
Mommy, why do you always talk about IKEA?

#4
Me: Are you dressed?
Luke: Everything except my socks and underpants. But I am wearing my pants already.
Me: Well, you're going to have to take your pants back off to put your underpants on.
Luke: Mommy, that's just silly.

#5
Luke: Daddy, they're all arguing about the Hope Diamond.
Steven: Who's they?
Luke: My stuffed animals.

#6
Luke: Where's Mommy?
Steven: She's at a sign convention.
Luke: What's a sign convention?
Steven: It's where people who make signs get together and talk about signs.
Luke: That sounds BORING.

#7
Me: After you finish in the bathroom you can see what I brought you from Vegas. It's in your room.
Luke: I guess that place IS special.

#8
Luke: When I grow up I'm going to be a chef.
Me: A chef? I thought you wanted to be a marine biologist.
Luke: That was last week. I change my mind a lot.

#9
Luke got in trouble for being disruptive during circle time.
Isn't it weird that I got a Happygram from school today?

#10
Me: Did you take your vitamin this morning?
Luke: Nope.
Me: What about yesterday?
Luke: I don't remember.
Me: I'll just give you one to be on the safe side. If you take too many you'll grow a whole foot overnight and then you won't be little anymore.
Luke: But, Mommy, I have to grow up.
Me: No, I want you to be my baby forever.
Luke: But I want to be a scientist.
Me: You can still be a scientist.
Luke: No, I have to grow up. Babies can't be scientists.

Funny Friday - Mar 13

#1

Luke: Does Siri know what God looks like?

Steven: Nobody knows for sure.

Luke: I think God looks like a man in a red suit.

Me: I think you're thinking about Santa.

Luke: No I'm not. pause Oh yeah, I was thinking about Santa.

#2

while I was wearing my pleather leggings

Mommy, these pants are so smooth. Thank you for wearing them.

#3

Me: Oh, Luke, your breath is terrible.

Luke: Well, if I don't breathe I'll die.

Me: I didn't say don't breathe, just don't breathe in my face.

#4

while on a conference call while working from home

Me: Babe, can you take the kids downstairs. Josie is so loud!

Luke: Mommy, I'm way louder than Josie.

#5

Mommy, Josie is a little kid name. When she gets older you have to give her a better name.

#6

while going potty in the morning

Luke: What smells so bad in the bathroom?

Me: Is it the litter box?

Luke: No, I don't see the litter box.

Me: Is it your hiney?

Luke: No, my hiney smells beautiful.

Me: Is it poop smell?

Luke: No, it's my breath!

Funny Friday - Feb 13

#1
watching football with our friends Greg and Amanda
Greg: Hey, Luke, can you say "Go, Brady, go?"
Luke: Uh, I don't want to.

#2
in the car, Nana is channel surfing
Luke: Oh, I like that song!
Nana: Ok.
song finishes, next some comes on
Nana: Luke, this is a country song! Do you like country music?
Luke: No, Nana, I like continent music.

#3
Do you know what my nightlight is? The neighborhood.

#4
At a restaurant
Luke: They put ice in my water. Don't they know I don't like ice in my water?
Nanny: It's ok. It will melt in a minute.
Luke: If we were un Europe I wouldn't have to worry about this.
I have no idea how he knows they don't use ice in Europe.

#5
going potty
Nanny, come in here! We need to marvel at my wee-wee!

#6
Luke: Where's Daddy?
Me: He's still at work.
Luke: Oh. I wanted to quiz him on what "legendary" means, as I already know.
Me: Oh, you do?
Luke: Yes. It means famous.

Funny Friday - Jan 9

I've gotten slack about posting these lately. It's not because Luke isn't funny, and it certainly isn't because he doesn't talk. (He talks constantly, in case you were wondering) It just seems that as he gets older, he makes sense most of the time and has stopped saying the silly toddler things he used to (sob!). But for the sake of my readers (hi, mom!) I must persevere and get back into the habit of jotting down his musings.

At present Josie is still mostly babbling like an Ewok, but you can expect to see more from her in the future.

#1
driving through a downtown with lighted Christmas decorations
Luke: Why are there french horns?
Daddy: Because those are Christmas decorations.
Me: Some people think that french horns are Christmassy.
Luke: I don't.

#2
Luke: getting frustrated with Minecraft It's not working.
Josie cries, off camera
Me: Babe, Josie's crying.
Luke: crying It's not Josie, it me.
Me: Luke, sweetie, I think you need a nap.
Luke: crying harder I'm not tired!
Me: Remember? You told me you were tired from the park and you wanted a nap after lunch.
Luke: still crying I changed my mind.

#3
Luke: humming What's that noise?
Me: I don't know. Is it a bird?
Luke: No.
Me: Is it a dragonfly?
Luke: No. Really pay attention this time. hums again
Me: Is it a puppy?
Luke: No.
Me: Then I give up.
Luke: OK, it likes sea creatures and it's very noisy.
Me: Is it you?
Luke: Yes!

#4
Me: Josie, come here. Don't touch the Christmas tree!
Josie: Touch it!

#5
singing to himself in the car
What does the Luke say? Sperm whale, sperm whale, sperm whale, sperm whale. Sperm whale, sperm whale, sperm whale, sperm whale.
What does the Luke say? Squid, squid, squid, squid, squid, squid, squid. Squid, squid, squid, squid, squid, squid, squid.
What does the Mommy say? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

#6
Luke: Mommy, the next baby you make, you should let me name it Wal-Mart.
Me: Well, I don't think I'll be having any more babies so you're probably out of luck.
Luke: Then when Josie gets to be a grown-up and makes babies, I will call them Wal-Mart!

#7
Me: What are you doing? You've been in the bathroom a while.
Luke: I just mined some food, and now I'm crafting poops.

#8
Luke: What does "babe" mean?
Me: It's a nickname that some people call their boyfriend or girlfriend.
Luke: Well, I don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend, so I can't call them that.
Me: That's good, you're probably a little young for that.
Luke: Wait, Emma is my girlfriend! But I don't call her "babe."

Funny Friday - Oct 10

#1
I pick Luke up, which is probably inadvisable since he's so freaking huge.
Me: Luke, how did you get so big?
Luke: exasperated Mommy, all babies grow up.

Funny Friday - Oct 3

#1
driving in the car, Luke sees a man in the truck next to us
Luke: Is that the guy that bought our house?
Me: No, no one has bought our house yet. Lots of people have looked at it, but no one has said that they want to buy it.
Luke: They look at the house and go "Ugh, I don't want to buy it."
Me: Pretty much.

#2
Papa: Don't say anything about S-H-A-R-Ks. He's been talking about them all day.
Luke: You mean sharks?
Me: Luke, Daddy and I just got you a book that has all kids of animals in it, including sharks.
Luke: Mommy, I wanted a book about sharks. Not about all the other animals. Just sharks.

#3
Luke: One time I went to the zoo and pet a baby skunk. Baby skunks don't have sprays. I want to get a baby skunk and name it Not Stinker.
Me: What if it grows up to be stinky? Do we have to call it Stinker?
Luke: Oh, Mommy.

#4
Luke: Is it October yet?
Me: No, it's still September.
Luke: Oh, you mean pre-October.

#5
Luke: I just saw a building that says Verizon.
Me: Oh yeah? What does Verizon do?
Luke: Ummm.
Me: What do they sell or make?
Luke: The experience of football games.

Funny Friday - Sep 19

#1
When I'm bad my Daddy spanks me. Mommy just yells.

#2
Daddy wanted the kitties to live outside. That's hard. Mommy wanted the kitties to live inside. That's soft. pause Daddy did it Mommy's way.

#3
Luke: Mommy, what was you best part of the day?
Me: Today I got a Red Hat reward.
Luke: You did? I didn't know!

#4
listening to the radio
Kesha: I'm talkin' bout - everybody getting crunk, crunk / Boys tryna touch my junk, junk / Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Luke: Like a skunk, skunk!

#5
Grandpa: Tell your Nona to quit drinking so much wine, or she won't be able to take your for a bike ride at halftime.
Luke: But drinks give you energy!

#6
Nana's house, at bedtime
Luke: Can I weigh myself?
Nana: Yes. You weigh 39 pounds.
the next morning
Luke: I want to weigh myself again.
Nana: Now you weigh 38.8 pounds. You lost two tenths of a pound overnight! I wish I could lose weight in my sleep.
Luke: Nana, that's Nutrisystem.
Nana: Where did you learn about that?
Luke: From Nanny's commercials.

Funny Friday - Sep 12

#1
I'm going to get a big crane and move my school next to Nanny's house. That way she won't miss me so bad when I'm at school.

#2
Luke: Where's Papa Bruce?
Nana: Well, Nana and Papa don't want to live together anymore. So Papa stayed in Clayton and I bought this new townhouse in Apex.
Luke: When you bought your house, did you finish your negotiations?

Funny Friday - Sep 5

#1
Luke: I can't wait to go to my new house.
Papa: You don't have a new house yet. Your mama and daddy are still looking for houses.
Luke: Yeah. Then they're gonna throw my old house in the trash.

#2
Luke: We're getting a new house!
Corrine (our cleaning lady): Really?
Me: Not yet, we're still looking. But hopefully soon.
Corrine: That's great! to Luke Are you excited?
Luke: Yes, but I'll miss my tall bed.
Corrine: I think you'll get to take that with you.
Luke: Really? Yay!

#3
Our storage pod gets delivered to our driveway
Our new house is here! There's so many rooms!

#4
I have a playlist on my phone of Luke's favorite songs. Instead of Kindermusic, Luke prefers Kesha, Ed Sheeran and Weird Al.
Luke: Mommy, can you play my list?
Me: OK, but we're almost home. We only have time for one song, so you have to pick.
Luke: That's a big decision. I don't know if I can choose!

#5
After listening to Luke's playlist
Luke: Mommy, can you turn off my list?
Me: Sure, why?
Luke: I want you to have a turn. You can listed to your music now.

#6
playing high/low
Me: What was your worst part?
Luke: When Josie fell down.
Me: That's so sweet. I like that you were sad for your sister, that means you're a good big brother.

#7
Luke: What does a nosy pepper do?
Me: I don't know.
Luke: It gets jalapeno business!
Me: laughs
Luke: Did I tell you the one about the pencil?
Me: No.
Luke: Never mind, it's pointless.

#8
We spent Labor Day weekend visiting friends, and Luke got to play with their daughters Penny (2.5) and Nellie (almost 1)
Me: Did you enjoy your bath with Penny?
Luke: Yes. Did you enjoy your bath with Daddy and Uncle Heath?
Me: No. I didn't take a bath with Daddy and Uncle Heath. That would be inappropriate.
Luke: Yeah, grown ups like showers by themselves. Except Heath doesn't like showers.
Me: How do you know that?
Luke: How do you not know that?

#9
Me: Luke, can you sing me a song about Josie?
Luke: No, there's not a Josie song. But I can tell you a story about her.
Me: OK, that sounds good.
Luke: At the not very good Shriner's hospital, me and Josie were born. Then we put her in the baby truck and she rode to Glastonbury Amherst. Then we took the electricity off her joints, because it was locking her joints. And then she whined a lot, and got a bottle, and took a nap.

Funny Friday - Aug 15

#1
We have started playing High/Low at dinner, which is a game where everyone at the table tells their favorite and least favorite part of the day. On this particular day, we were eating pasta with spinach.
Me: What was your best part of the day?
Luke: When you told Josie "no m'am."
Me: What was your worst part?
Luke: Knowing about this green stuff.

#2
August 2, breakfast
Luke: Daddy, my tummy doesn't feel so good.
Steven: Go sit on the potty.
a few minutes later
Luke: Daddy, I just had my first August poop!

#3
Me and Turtle have to make a newspaper from Canada.

#4
Luke: What's that?
Me: Almonds. Would you like to try one?
Luke: Yes.
Me: What do you think? Do you like it?
Luke: I do!
Me: Nona likes almonds, and Nana likes almonds, and Mommy likes almonds.
Luke: And grandpa?
Me: No, grandpa doesn't like almonds. He likes pizza, and hamburgers.
Luke: And Mountain Dew!

Funny Friday - Jul 18

#1
The fireworks are like a fashion show. That one looks like a dandelion. It's the fireworks' birthday party, and he invited all his fireworks friends.

#2
Me: You can't come to Wal-Mart without your shoes. Do you want to stay here all by yourself?
Luke: Yes. I'll stay here and drink all the milk I want.

#3
Steven: Do you want to hold some frozen shrimp?
Me: Um, no.
Steven: Luke, do you want to hold some frozen shrimp?
Luke: Yes. takes the shrimp Here, Nana.

#4
Steven: OK, we're going to play quiet mouse. It's you, me, and Josie and we're going to see who can be quiet the longest, starting... now!
Josie: immediately aieeeeeeee
Me: Well, Josie's out.

#5
Steven took Luke to a public restroom and Luke was watching Steven pee
Daddy, you have a huge wee-wee!
I will neither confirm or deny that comment ;)

#6
Luke was playing with one of those electronic books that sings and talks
Luke: Mommy, this book keeps singing, even when I'm not touching it.
Me: That's OK, you don't need to be scared.
Luke: I'm not, but I don't want it to wake Josie up.
Me: Aww, that's so sweet of you. You're such a good big brother.
Luke: I'm a good big brother, but not the best big brother.

#7
Luke: Mommy, I got extra sauce on my lips.
Me: That's ok, just lick it off.
Luke: I don't want to. I want somebody else to lick it off for me.
Me: You want somebody to walk up to you and lick your face?
Luke: No, not a person, a dog. I want a dog to lick the sauce off.
Me: Ok, but we don't have a dog.
Luke: You have to find one.
Me: You want me to find a random dog off the street and let it lick your face?
Luke: Yes!

#8
Luke: Mommy I can't unbutton my shirt
Me: Come here, I'll help. I unbutton his shirt Look at that, I can do it with 1 hand.
Luke: I can do it with 18 hands!

#9
Luke: Can I climb this chair?
Me: No.
Luke: Can you look out the window so I can climb this chair?

#10
When Dr Gopan touches my wee-wee it tickles.
For the record, Dr Gopan isn't a pervert. She has to check his wee-wee (along with the rest of his body) during his check-up.

Funny Friday - Jul 4

Happy 4th of July! I hope you and your family get to grill out and watch some fireworks today. I will be avoiding fireworks because I really don't like being screamed at by frightened babies.

#1
Mom and I got home from an overnight trip to VA
Nana, did you enjoy going with your daughter?

#2
My name is Luke Evan Harris Tittletalk Robitussin Bof

#3
Luke: Where does Daddy work?
Me: O'Brien Atkins Architects
Luke: That's a long word.
Me: It is. Daddy is an architect. That means he designs buildings.
Luke: I can build things better than Daddy. I'm going to be an architect on my first day of college.

#4
Picking up Luke to give him a hug
Me: Did you toot?
Luke: giggling No.
Me: You fibber. You tooted in my hand!
Luke: cackling I tooted in your hand because you deserved it!

#5
Luke: Mommy, what's a boo?
Me: I don't know, sweetie.
Luke: But you're a grownup. You have to know!

#6
In the middle of the night one of Luke's noise making toys started dying and making a terrible noise.
Luke: crying, half asleep Daddy, why do things run out of batteries?

#7
Luke: singing We won't, we won't rock you.
Me: Why not?
Luke: Just kidding.

#8
Me: Luke, let's make a pinkie promise. I'm worried you have a tummy ache so you can't have your marshmallow tonight. But you can have it when you feel better.
Luke: You did a good thing to me, Mommy. I want my marshmallow but I don't want it now. Marshmallows are too big. Bigger than my mouth.

#9
Luke often zones out in the middle of doing something, so we are constantly reminding him to "focus on your food," "focus on putting your shoes on," etc.
Steven: Luke, time to get up.
Luke: I just want to focus on sleeping for a little longer.

#10
helping me cook dinner
Luke: Artichokes are yuck.
Me: No, they're yummy!
Luke: They can be good in things, but they're yuck by themselves.

Funny Friday - Jun 20

#1
Luke was trying to lift something but couldn't manage it, so he asked Steven for help.
Daddy: Oh, come on, you didn't need my help. That was easy!
Luke: Yeah, for grown-ups.

#2
Me: Have you decided what you want to do for your birthday?
Luke: I'm having a water party!
Me: No, not you, I'm asking Daddy.
Luke: Daddy's having a birthday party, too?
Me: Yep.
Luke: Daddy, can I come to your birthday party?
Steven: Only if you're good.
Luke: I'm going to be too much good. Then I can come to your party all the time.

#3
Me: Did you have fun at Uncle Tony's house?
Luke: Yes.
Me: Did you ride a horse?
Luke: No.
Me: Did you chase any chickens?
Luke: Yes. I chased one chicken, and then 2 different chickens chased me.
Me: Did they catch you?
Luke: No. They were catching me, but they never catched me.
Try deciphering that grammar...

#4
Luke: Mommy, I liked Josie's feet sticking in your belly where me and Josie were born.
Me: What does that mean?
Luke: It means that I was 2 when I was a fish. Remember?

#5
Hey, I'm a little bit cray cray.

#6
Luke: I like brushing my teeth.
Me: Yeah? We can brush your teeth right now.
Luke: My favorite part is getting gummies. Can we just do that part?

#7
We came inside from the backyard, and Luke was standing in the kitchen, crying.
Steven: I'm sorry we went outside and you thought we left you.
Luke: OK.
Steven: We won't do it again. Do you forgive us?
Luke: I super duper forgive you, like your nose.

#8
Pixel is king of all the other cats that are nice. He's going to be a tiger in a few minutes. Matt and Tina better like having a pet tiger.

Funny Friday - Jun 6

#1
Alice: I like your dinosaur hoodie.
Luke: silence
Me: Luke, what do you say when someone pays you a compliment?
Luke: You say "yes."

#2
Me: Luke, do you want some Brunswick stew?
Luke: No.
Me: Well, go inside and see if Aunt Daffy has any extra corn dogs.
Luke goes into the kitchen, but then stares at the floor to avoid the question.
Luke: Aunt Daffy?
Aunt Daffy: Yes?
Luke: You know corn dogs? I think they're pretty good.
Aunt Daffy: Would you like a corn dog?
Luke: Oh, sure! Thank you!

#3
Nana, I call you 'Nana' because you make banana pudding. I don't call you 'Kimberly' because you don't make kiwi pudding.


#4
Daddy, let's pretend to be Kesha.

#5
sitting around the fire pit, staring at the fire
Everything's complicated. Mommy's complicated. She has too many brains, and too many mouths, and too many stomachs, and too much food and drinks, and too much stuff. Everything's complicated, except fire. And grass.

Funny Friday - May 2

#1
Nana: Luke, do you need to poo poo?
Luke: No.
Nana: Then why are you holding your hiney?
Luke: I'm just doing my exercises.

#2
Nana: The Red Sox are playing tonight. Do you want the Red Sox to win?
Luke: No, I want them to lose.
Nana: That's not a nice thing to say to Nana, who likes to take you shopping.
Luke: Well... I like the Red Sox to win sometimes.
Me: And that, Luke, is what we call bribery.

Funny Friday - Apr 18

#1
If you're happy and you know it, eat a dog.

#2
Me: When we get home, I'm going to trim your fingernails.
Luke: But I wish to be a grown-up.
Me: What?
Luke: Babies have short nails and grown-ups let their nails grow.

#3
Nanny: Bye Luke, have a good day!
Luke: Why would anyone what to have a bad day?

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Songs Luke Knows:

Counting Stars by One Republic