Funny Friday - Mar 13

#1

Luke: Does Siri know what God looks like?

Steven: Nobody knows for sure.

Luke: I think God looks like a man in a red suit.

Me: I think you're thinking about Santa.

Luke: No I'm not. pause Oh yeah, I was thinking about Santa.

#2

while I was wearing my pleather leggings

Mommy, these pants are so smooth. Thank you for wearing them.

#3

Me: Oh, Luke, your breath is terrible.

Luke: Well, if I don't breathe I'll die.

Me: I didn't say don't breathe, just don't breathe in my face.

#4

while on a conference call while working from home

Me: Babe, can you take the kids downstairs. Josie is so loud!

Luke: Mommy, I'm way louder than Josie.

#5

Mommy, Josie is a little kid name. When she gets older you have to give her a better name.

#6

while going potty in the morning

Luke: What smells so bad in the bathroom?

Me: Is it the litter box?

Luke: No, I don't see the litter box.

Me: Is it your hiney?

Luke: No, my hiney smells beautiful.

Me: Is it poop smell?

Luke: No, it's my breath!