Funny Friday - Sep 6

I forgot to post last week, so you're getting 2 weeks' worth today. Enjoy!

#1
Steven: Knock, knock.
Luke: Who's there?
Steven: Luke-apotamus.
Luke: Luke-apotamus who?
Steven: Luke-apotamus needs to go to bed.
Luke: That's terrible.

#2
Luke's friend Adellyn toots
Me: Adellyn, do you need to go potty?
Adellyn's Mom: What do you say when you toot?
Luke: Thank you!

#3
Me: Luke, if you get thirsty, here's your water bottle.
Adellyn: If I get thirsty I'll call my mom.
Luke: Yeah, we're going to share both moms.

#4
No, Daddy, no! If he keeps working on his iPad, he'll never play with me!

#5
I was very excited that our first shipment of Honest Diapers* came in.
Me: Look what came in! Your pretty diapers! Aren't you excited?
Luke: No, Josie's not excited.

#6
Steven: singing Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the high-waaaay.
Luke: 1... 2... 3... 4...

#7
Luke sees that his hands got pruney in the pool
My fingers are all mazey.

#8
Me: Where are we going today?
Luke: Let me think.
Me: We're taking a tour, there's lots of learning, and lots of children. What does that sound like?
Luke: A bad idea.
Me: No, silly!
Luke: A good idea?

#9
Me: Let's watch The Daily Show.
Luke: Do you want to watch the deli show, Daddy?

#10
Luke: I want to talk to you.
Steven: OK.
Luke: How do you get rid of babies?
Steven: What baby do you want to get rid of?
Luke: Her.

*Don't worry, this isn't a sponsored post. The Honest Co. has no idea this blog exists.