Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair. Then shampoo, rinse and set.
Me: Where's Daddy?
Luke: Your house.
Me: No, Daddy's not at home. Where else could he be?
Luke: He's playing tennis!
We took Luke to our community pool to swim, and by swim I mean cling to us for dear life because he's terrified of water. Steven was holding him in the 4 foot "deep end."
Luke: Daddy, I need to drink some more milk.
Steven: More milk? Why?
Luke: Because then I can touch the bottom.
Steven: You don't like swimming? You'd rather walk in the pool?
Luke: Yeah, because my legs are too short. I need to drink lots of milk so I can have long legs like you, Daddy.
Steven's sister came to visit over the July 4th weekend with her fiance and future in-laws.
Sherri: Hi, I'm Sherry. You must be Luke!
Luke: I don't have time to talk. I need juice.