#1
Nana: Luke, do you need to poo poo?
Luke: No.
Nana: Then why are you holding your hiney?
Luke: I'm just doing my exercises.
#2
Nana: The Red Sox are playing tonight. Do you want the Red Sox to win?
Luke: No, I want them to lose.
Nana: That's not a nice thing to say to Nana, who likes to take you shopping.
Luke: Well... I like the Red Sox to win sometimes.
Me: And that, Luke, is what we call bribery.
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