Funny Friday - Jul 19 - Birthday Edition

Last Saturday was Luke's birthday party and Wednesday we welcomed his sister, Josie, so this week is all about birthdays!

#1
As Luke was opening presents and pulling out tissue paper
Luke: Here's some red trash and some blue trash.
Me: Show everyone what you got.
Luke: It's a present.
Me: Say 'thank you.'
Luke: Thank you. pause Next!

#2
last present of the day
Me: Tell us what you've got.
Luke: It's an iPad!
Me: That's right. It's an iPad mini, so it's Luke-sized.
Luke: Yeah.
Me: Are you going to share your iPad with Mommy and Daddy?
Luke: No. It's my really own iPad.

#3
Me: Are you going to share your birthday with the baby?
Luke: Um, we don't have time for that.

#4
Daddy: What are we going to name the baby?
Luke: Victor-Tec-Armstrong.
Daddy: And what if it's a girl?
Luke: mumbles Marmsford

#5
Daddy: Good morning! Are you ready to go potty?
Luke: Good morning. I peed in my bed.
Daddy: You did?
Luke: Yeah, just a little.
Daddy: It's ok. Let's go finish going pee pee in the toilet.
Luke: Daddy, you clean my bed.

#6
Me: Luke, can you sing happy birthday to Josie?
Luke: Happy birthday to lettuce, happy birthday to carrot. Happy birthday, dear tomato. Happy birthday to pickle.

#7
Me: Do you want to hold your baby sister?
Luke: Yeah.
Daddy: OK. Sit over here on the sofa with me. Now hold out your arms and I'll put her in your lap.
Me: How sweet! You're a good big brother!
Luke: after a few minutes Daddy, let's take a break.
Daddy: Is she getting too heavy?
Luke: No. She's too little for me to hold.

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