Funny Friday - Apr 5

#1
Luke was playing with a tightly stretched bungee cord
Luke: I strummed that string!
Me: What does it sound like?
Luke: A bass!
Me: That's right!
Luke: A bass sounds like a cello.

#2
enjoying a mini-golf family outing
Steven: Come on, Luke, pick up your golf stick.
Luke: No Daddy, it's a club.


#3
Nana: I could go home and get on the treadmill while I watch the Red Sox.
Luke: Watch the Red Sox? I didn't know all that.
This is especially funny because this is exactly the type of banal thing we say to him when he's babbling.

#4
Daddy says "good grief!" and Mommy says "aw, dang it!"
It's funny 'cause it's true.

#5
Daddy: Do you want a bubble bath?
Luke: No.
Me: How about a pudding bath?
Luke: No.
Daddy: Juice bath?
Luke: No.
Me: What kind of bath do you want?
Luke: A chocolate bath.
Me: Chocolate milk or regular chocolate?
Luke: Chocolate milk.