I didn't blog last week because I was traveling for work so, a) I wasn't home to hear the funny and b) I didn't have time to write anything.
Luke: Where's Daddy?
Me: He's working.
Luke: He's working on his beautiful project!
At the time Steven was working on installing an attic ladder which, while useful and well-done, isn't exactly beautiful.
I want a whole bunch of spoons!
Not sure about this one...
I met my 2 guys at a Mexican restaurant for dinner.
Oh, hey, Mommy. Do you want some chips? You can dip them in the cheese or salsa.
Me: Do you need to go potty?
Me: Are you sure?
Luke: I could say no to a face like that.