While going potty
Wow! My wee-wee's getting bigger!
Bye pee-pee water!
standing full height: I'm big.
crouching down: I'm little.
slowly standing up: I'm getting bigger, and bigger, and bigger. I'm big again!
If I cover my mouth I won't get any coughs on Daddy!
he hears the water running in my tub
Luke: Are you getting all clean?
Me: Yes, I'm about to take a shower.
Luke: Mommy's dirty!
My socks are trapped in my shoes!
Me: Please hand Mommy her phone.
Luke: holding the phone Mommy's big phone. It's heavy. Have to be careful with it!
putting together an alphabet puzzle
Luke: I need to find the q.
Me: Do you need the big q or the little q?
Luke: I need the biggest q in the world!
Luke: Is Daddy at work?
Luke: We have to save Daddy from work.