Enter my new nail polish.
I grabbed this bottle of Express Finish - 50 Second polish and it lives up to its name. I was able to get two coats on and dried in plenty of time to scoop up my little man for a diaper change. It gets bonus points for being fall's super trendy gray.
Just so ya know, no one paid me or perked me for mentioning this product. It's just something I picked up at the drugstore and fell in love with.