Steven has been a very good sport about rubbing my feet anytime I
Yes, that is yet another pair of Birkenstocks. I have 3 pairs of them. What? That's an improvement. I used to have 5. Ugly or not, you try taking comfortable shoes away from a pregnant woman.
Also please note the absence of the scary swollen feet. With Steven rubbing them all the time, I've mostly been able to keep the swelling at bay.