Please stop tormenting me. Up until now, I have never in my life woken up in the middle of the night to pee. I am quite fond of sleeping and I am very good at it. I can sleep 8, 9, 10 hours a night without even being that tired. Steven used to joke that a train could go through our bedroom and I wouldn't even stir, I am that heavy of a sleeper.
But now, it's a whole different ballgame. At 15 weeks pregnant I have gotten to the point where I have to wake up to pee. Every. Single. Night. And don't even blame it on all the water I've been drinking. I drank just as much water when I was on Weight Watchers and not once did you disturb my sleep for a quick trip to the toilet. I have been lead to believe that it's because the baby is growing and pressing down on you, but I know better. The truth is you hate me and want me to be miserable.
Make me pee all you want during the day. I don't mind. I even enjoy being able to get up from my desk and stretch my legs and back on the way to the bathroom. But please, I am begging you, please leave me alone at night.