Funny Friday - Aug 9

#1
Luke: My tummy is talking.
Me: What's it saying?
Luke: I have to put my color puzzle back together, then the tv can talk.

#2
Daddy: Come give Josie a hug.
Luke: No, his name is Miss Carol.

#3
Daddy: You have diarrhea of the mouth.
Luke: In my mouth?

#4
Bath Bath Beyond is past that brick building. Bath Bath Beyond is a girl.
In case it's not obvious, he means Bed Bath & Beyond. I'm not sure why it has a gender.

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