I thought my small boobs wouldn't be able to sag much; not enough material. Unfortunately that is not the case. Through the MIRACLE OF SCIENCE my boobs have found a way. It turns out going from empty to REALLY EFFING FULL over and over and over again can deflate even the perkiest boobs. In honor of the occasion, I have named them Blanche and Dorothy.
That's right. The girls are still feisty, but they have packed up their caftans and their slouch boots and migrated south.